Dancing with the Stars Power Rankings, Week One

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Two dances have been performed and two couples have been eliminated.

Where do Dancing with the Stars couples stand after such a hectic week? Let's take a look in our inaugural season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Top two scores each night; Burke may soon be known for more than just naked pictures.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: The big man can seriously move, and he has the personality to attract fans every week.

3. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: It will never seem fair that someone with a dancing background (Bass, you cheater!) is on the show, but we can't deny this tandem's talent.

4. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: And not just because they're adorable!

Good Scores!

5. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: Can Burke become the first-ever three-time champion?

6. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: Someone tell Toni to smile and this pair will appeal more to viewers.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: They'll win the awards for longest combined last names, that's for certain.

8. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: Rocco needs to cook up more personality. Get it?!? (Because he's a chef!)

9. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children star needs to work on pretty much all her moves.

10. Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas: Why isn't Kim more relaxed? We know she loves being on camera.

11. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: Add up their age and these two are almost older than John McCain.

Booty Dancing

Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente