Dancing with the Stars Power Rankings, Week One

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Two dances have been performed and two couples have been eliminated.

Where do Dancing with the Stars couples stand after such a hectic week? Let's take a look in our inaugural season seven power rankings...

1. Brooke Burke and Derek Hough: Top two scores each night; Burke may soon be known for more than just naked pictures.

2. Warren Sapp and Kym Johnson: The big man can seriously move, and he has the personality to attract fans every week.

3. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer: It will never seem fair that someone with a dancing background (Bass, you cheater!) is on the show, but we can't deny this tandem's talent.

4. Cody Linley and Julianne Hough: And not just because they're adorable!

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5. Maurice Greene and Cheryl Burke: Can Burke become the first-ever three-time champion?

6. Toni Braxton and Alec Mazo: Someone tell Toni to smile and this pair will appeal more to viewers.

7. Misty May-Treanor and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: They'll win the awards for longest combined last names, that's for certain.

8. Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff: Rocco needs to cook up more personality. Get it?!? (Because he's a chef!)

9. Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani: All My Children star needs to work on pretty much all her moves.

10. Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas: Why isn't Kim more relaxed? We know she loves being on camera.

11. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas: Add up their age and these two are almost older than John McCain.

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Dancing with the Stars Quotes

We should have started dancing with one arm waaay before.

Cristian de la Fuente [following his injury, trip to the hospital and subsequent stellar performance]

I am not the best dancer, and I have not been the best dancer from the beginning. I am happy we made it this far.

Cristian de la Fuente