Dancing with the Stars: Night Two Results

Even comedian Jeffrey Ross must have realized that his opening night performance on Dancing with the Stars was no laughing matter. Dude earned 12 total points from the judges.

Actually, we take it back; that's hilarious. It was also enough to send Ross home as the first celebrity eliminated this season.

As for the dozen remaining couples, here's a rundown of their dances and combined scores from last night:

• Lance Bass & Lacey Schwimmer (Quickstep): 21
• Misty May-Treanor & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Mambo): 21
• Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke (Mambo): 21
• Brooke Burke & Derek Hough (Quickstep): 26
• Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas (Mambo): 16
• Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo (Quickstep): 23
• Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson (Quickstep): 22
• Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer (Mambo): 19
• Cody Linley & Julianne Hough (Quickstep): 23
• Rocco Dispirito & Karina Smirnoff (Mambo): 21
• Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani (Quickstep): 22
• Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas (Mambo): 18

Click on the following photos from opening week on Dancing with the Stars for larger versions of these celebs trying to hoof it up:

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