At least Brooke Hogan doesn't have taste like her father's.
Otherwise, the atrocious singer would be dating a balding steroid freak with a bandana.
Instead, Brooke is dating.... this guy. Does anyone know who it is?
Brooke Hogan looks to be more ripped - and possibly more drunk, what's up with her eyes? - than her new boyfriend.
** UPDATE: Astute celebrity gossip followers have informed us this is Brooke's gay roommate, not her boyfriend. Thanks for chiming in, everyone!