The headline of this post, along with the ridiculous picture below, pretty much tell you everything you need to know, but we'll elaborate a little.
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse posted this photo – in which a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposes himself – on her Facebook profile recently.
But Amy, who just celebrated her 25th birthday, will have to wait a little longer to see the real thing as Blake has chosen to remain in prison.
That's right. Rather than accept early release, he'll be staying in the can.
Yes, that's Blake Fielder-Civil nude. Don't ask us about the eye patch.
In his defense, living with one's parents does suck. In order to be granted an early release, Blake Fielder-Civil would have to be under house arrest in the residence of his mother, Georgette, and wear an electronic monitor at all times.
A source told the UK's The Sun: "It was all set for him to be released, but Blake refused to go to anywhere other than Camden. He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside."
At least he can send her naked photos in the meantime.