Just kidding. We're being at least 100 percent facetious.
At least when she's being mobbed by celebrity gossip photographers, she'd have plenty of objects to break her fall, should she suddenly collapse.
With guitar in hand - and track marks all over her body - troubled singer Amy Winehouse leaves a gig at the Monarch pub in Camden, London, UK.
In case there were any doubt that the wife of Blake Fielder-Civil was taking massive amounts of mind-altering drugs, the photo after the jump should clear that up.
Unless she just fell down or something. Mmm hmm. That's our bet.
Note to Amy Winehouse: the veins between your toes are easier to hit.