Well... do you?!?
If so, you'd be well-served to read on. During yesterday's appearance on MTV's Total Request Live, all three members of The Jonas Brothers shared thoughts about their ideal girlfriend with the audience:
Joe Jonas: "If they are nagging and annoying, you're like, 'Go away.'"
Kevin Jonas: "We're not ever really with people, 'cause we're always traveling. And you get on the phone and they're like, 'My day is awful, blah,' and you're like, 'This is not what I need right now!' "
Nick Jonas, who didn't mention ex-girlfriend Miley Cyrus, or current flame Selena Gomez, by name: "They have to be good to their moms."
Got all that, ladies? You could date a member of The Jonas Brothers if you: Don't nag. Don't annoy. Don't talk about your problems and be nice to your mother.