Take this rumor with a grain of salt the size of Lindsay Lohan's boobs.
The News of the World is reporting that the Firecrotch Queen and girlfriend Samantha Ronson will be getting married near the end of the year.
The unreliable celebrity gossip tabloid says Lindsay has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion.
Ronson, meanwhole, is supposedly joking around about sporting a black groom-style suit complete with a top hat.
Might Lindsay become Mrs. Samantha Ronson? Or Sam become Mrs. Lindsay Lohan?
"[Dina Lohan] is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year," a source said. "
They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months... but they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life - so they want to make their romance public."
Would you support a Ronson and Lohan union?