Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?
Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.























August 29th, 2008 4:21 PM
Courtenay: You're not even close.
Tila: I've never actually touched a girl before. Just play along for the camera.
August 29th, 2008 4:22 PM
Psst, my real name isn't Tila Tequila.
August 29th, 2008 4:23 PM
Court: I went to high school in Connecticut.
Tila: I'd like to connect to your c*%t!
August 29th, 2008 4:26 PM
Rumored lesbians, Court-en-ay Semel and Tila Tequila, frolick and make conversation in a swimming pool.
August 29th, 2008 5:10 PM
I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.
August 29th, 2008 6:53 PM
Did Lindsey do it like this?
August 29th, 2008 10:03 PM
Psst! Theres a camera on the other side of the pool. Let's pull a Brittney/Madonna move and make-out on this floaty tube.
August 31st, 2008 2:41 AM
Honey! Close your legs and let me pull out your camel toe wedgie.
September 4th, 2008 9:05 PM
OMG quick....my diaphragm just fell out and is floating in the pool....there's a paparazzi over there--help me put it back in before he notices...