The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 45

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Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who wins this edition of the Caption Contest?

Tough call, but our winner is SpaceAceMoonBoots. Congrats. The winning entry now appears below the pic. Thanks for playing, and good luck this week!

I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.

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OMG quick....my diaphragm just fell out and is floating in the pool....there's a paparazzi over there--help me put it back in before he notices...

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Honey! Close your legs and let me pull out your camel toe wedgie.

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Psst! Theres a camera on the other side of the pool. Let's pull a Brittney/Madonna move and make-out on this floaty tube.

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Did Lindsey do it like this?

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I told you I can do it with out moving my lips. Now who wants to see it while I drink a glass of water.

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Rumored lesbians, Court-en-ay Semel and Tila Tequila, frolick and make conversation in a swimming pool.

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Court: I went to high school in Connecticut.
Tila: I'd like to connect to your c*%t!

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Psst, my real name isn't Tila Tequila.

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Courtenay: You're not even close.
Tila: I've never actually touched a girl before. Just play along for the camera.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

Tila Tequila
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