The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 44

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Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans everywhere, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's fun, Friday afternoon tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Kristi. Nice effort! Scroll down to see the winning entry and the full list of submitted captions.

Thanks for playing and good luck again next week!

"When I grow up, I wanna be a sailor with an ass like an anchor...be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it."

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Let me tell you a story about how an ass got so big, people had to redo the short shorts just so it would fit.

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"When I grow up, I wanna be a sailor with an ass like an anchor...be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it."

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