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"When I grow up, I wanna be a sailor with an ass like an anchor...be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it."
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August 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Kim Kardashian tries as best she can not to deep throat the microphone.
August 22nd, 2008 3:29 PM
Kim Kardashian is about to do her portral of Sharon Stone's scene from "Basic Instinct"
August 22nd, 2008 3:40 PM
...and then you position the camera at just the right angle where you get maximum booty jiggle shots. Next, you leak word of it to the tabloids, file a phony injunction to stop it from being distributed, then make a back alley deal with the distributor and voila! You're rich and famous! Any questions?
August 22nd, 2008 8:22 PM
"When I grow up, I wanna be a sailor with an ass like an anchor...be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it."
August 22nd, 2008 9:18 PM
"And this is my outfit for pretending people actually care about me!"
August 22nd, 2008 9:34 PM
Let me tell you a story about how an ass got so big, people had to redo the short shorts just so it would fit.
August 23rd, 2008 10:12 AM
Still wondering why I am famous
August 23rd, 2008 11:57 AM
I would like to buy a vowel...oh wait, I'm not on Wheel of Fortune?? That's why I bought the outfit
August 25th, 2008 3:04 PM
"...and then after showing him my coconuts, Gilligan voted me off the Island *sob*"
August 26th, 2008 7:08 PM
I'm not wearing any underwear.