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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won the Caption Contest featured below?

Elvira. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo. Scroll down for the full list of responses we received, and good luck again this week!

Mom, why’d you pay them lawyers all that money so I could visit you just to ignore me like you always do?

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