Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday tradition. Who won the Caption Contest featured below?
Elvira. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo. Scroll down for the full list of responses we received, and good luck again this week!

"Mom, why'd you pay them lawyers all that money so I could visit you just to ignore me like you always do?"























August 1st, 2008 2:49 PM
Sean P.: Can I have one?
Britney: Sure, Hon.
August 1st, 2008 2:52 PM
EXHIBIT #459B in Mark Vincent Kaplan's recent custody argument
August 1st, 2008 2:54 PM
"Ding dang, dem Marburr Lights shore taste good. You done gotta try one, Preston!"
August 1st, 2008 3:41 PM
Mamma, you got a light?
August 1st, 2008 4:43 PM
Momma I think we need to go on the patch
August 1st, 2008 6:48 PM
Momma, what are you teaching me?
August 1st, 2008 7:42 PM
Britney-Sean honey plz dont look this way im about to get nude for my next concert!
Sean-wow this place is definitaly different than daddy's house!
August 2nd, 2008 3:45 AM
please give the boys back to their daddy!!!
the other picture he is playing with a lighter............
August 2nd, 2008 9:52 AM
SP: oh, you think you're so cool, mom? tonight, back at home, me and dad are gonna take bong hits.
August 2nd, 2008 10:54 AM
Mom, why'd you pay them lawyers all that money so I could visit you just to ignore me like you always do?