The Hills Recap: We'll Never Be Friends
Before recapping last night's episode of The Hills - or whatever you call the 10 minutes of show surrounded by 20 minutes of ads - a quick note:
You suck, MTV.
We realize ads pay for the entertainment, and that you want to milk every cent out of your one hit show. But eight straight minutes? Jackasses.
Anyway.
Before 12 Taco Bell ads destroyed our love for it, the fourth season of The Hills started off great. It began at work with Whitney and Lauren.
Lauren is clearly preoccupied about her hot date with Doug Reinhardt later that night. She tells Whitney Port all about it. Giggling ensues.
LC's somewhat-estranged roommate, Audrina Patridge, reveals her weekend plans to amusingly-named Chiara, her co-worker at Epic Records.
Turns out Lauren Conrad is throwing her a birthday bash at the house. Should be a lot of fun, right? Well, Chiara is worried - and not at all prompted by the producers to say so - that tension between Audrina and Lo will ruin it.
Meanwhile, on The Hills 2.0, a.k.a. SpeidiLand, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are living together again, but little does he know she has told Holly Montag, her sister from Colorado, that she can stay with them for a bit.
When he finds out, Spencer Pratt immediately wants rid of Holly and acts like a total d!ck, rejecting the nice breakfast she made and everything.
He sleeps until noon, then promptly goes back to bed. Apparently man has quite a flexible schedule. No discernible employment will allow that.
Before Holly Montag heads home to Colorado, she tells Heidi she is thinking about moving to L.A. full-time. Spencer is far from pleased.
Lauren Conrad and Doug Reinhardt apparently went out for a bit in high school - they went to different schools but she went to his prom!
After catching up for a bit, the minor league baseball player tells her she still looks gorgeous and is acting all cheesy. He asks her out again and LC tells him about the party for Audrina. Doug says he'll be there, totes.
Audrina's party arrives and there is hectic drama in The Hills.
A seriously uptight Lo - the queen of passive-aggressive behavior - takes a cheap shot at the types of people Audrina invited. Sure, they're a little rough around the edges, but at least Audrina likes to have fun. Gosh, Lo.
Lauren Conrad then gets frustrated when Lo refuses to hang out or even try to get to know Audrina's friends. Lo (Lauren Bosworth) just gets defensive.
The day after the pool party, Lauren has nothing but good things to say about Doug Reinhardt when she recounts the day to Whitney, but LC remains very worried about Audrina and Lo and the tension that will not go away.
Back at home, Audrina and Lo finally have it out, blaming each other for the growing distance between them. That's when Audrina drops the bomb that gave this episode its title, telling Lo that "we'll never be friends." Snap.
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September 9th, 2008 3:15 AM
I was in Temecula, California last year at the Olive Garden Restaurant and Spencer Pratt was talking with some friend of his outside of the restaurant. Spencer Pratt's friend had a nice Black Cadillac Escalade and his friend was blocking our way to get past them in the parking lot. I waited for a minute or two for them to notice that I needed to get past them, but Spencer just glanced my way a couple of times and continued to ignore me and kept talking to the person in the Escalade and there was no way to back up my car, so I had no choice but to wait, so I honked the horn, and still Spencer looked my way and kept talking ignorantly as the Escalade also decided not to move and I thought these guys are really rude, so I honked the horn again and Spencer again looked and continued to talk so I got mad and honked and honked and that got Spencer's temper up and he came right over to my car and said: "How would you like me to piss all over your tires?" and then I noticed who he was and that
August 23rd, 2008 11:51 AM
Lo is just like spencer, she is just taking over lauren. i think that the last 2 season are to full of drama, the first 2 were awesome there wasnt so much drama. Ya i know thats what happends but to much latley.
August 22nd, 2008 4:06 PM
Kasey you sound like you are made from the same mold as Spencer! As Stephanie Pratt said to Spencer - you are so full of hate, just let go...................
It's nice, to be nice...............
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August 21st, 2008 9:07 PM
I do love this show....and I will admit to being addicted. Whats even worse, my husband watches with me...we talk about it and everything. Yikes!
August 21st, 2008 8:58 PM
Alright....LC is my favorite person, but lately she has been pissing me off. So yeah any honest girl will admit that they hate Audrina because every guy wants to bone her, apart from that truth Audrina is a sweet, cool chick. LO comes across as a snob and for the most part is a bitch to Audrina. Lauren hasn't stood up for Audrina at all since LO moved in. I was dissapointed by the whole thing. Oh and Heidi and Spencer are just bottom feeders, was it me or did everyone else notice that at the Premiere they could barely stand each other. When they were interviewed Spencer and Heidi looked like they were faking being together. I say its just for the camera's and that relationship is over.
August 21st, 2008 3:41 PM
Lo,Is a Bitch,
i cant stand her!
All audrina is tring to do is be nice to her!
August 20th, 2008 6:29 PM
OMG Lo so suckx ball$! She only talked to audrina to tell her off...whatever...haha...audrina you totally handled the situation...you've become sooo strong...i love it...forget Lo and her fake a$$! Lo is SUPER INSECURE and needs LC. Lo and LC are perfect for eachother, they can just keep feeding one another's ego...ugh...i'm so tired of the two of them. At first LC seemed ok, but since Lo has been in the picutre, i've seen the ugly in LC...she is so blinded by Lo, it's sad. But then again, they're so alike, they deserve eachother. TEAM AUDRINA AND TEAM HEIDI ALL THE WAY BABY!!! In the beginning, Heidi was the BESTEST friend LC could've asked for. But too bad LC let the brody situation come inbetween----haha...LVC Sux Ball$ too...letting a guy come inbetween them. plus, LC ain't so innocent after all...idiot...s3x tape and all...havent you learn from other peoples mistake...apparently not...so desperate...ugh....LC and Lo belong together! Brody is WAYYY tooo good for her. And J
August 20th, 2008 6:18 PM
I Love heidi and audrina. LC and Lo are such brats---spoiled brats. LC is a control greak and Lo is a suck up. I HATE LO! her and her stupid little comments! she should be kicked off! LC is single cos she's so desperate! Lo is a snobby biatch! What and who gives LC the right to tell who audrina can and cannot talk to! LC TRIES to run everyone's lives. LC and Lo deserves eachother. they're such losers!
August 20th, 2008 2:38 PM
I don't think Lo is intended to be on the show long, she is always introduced as Lo (Lauren's friend). Most of the cast isn't really introduced that way. Whitney is by far my favorite, she stays out of everything. She's there for Lauren to vent, and give her advice, and to me that's what a friend should do.
August 20th, 2008 1:08 PM
Wow, it looks like Heidi's sister has not had
the requisite boob job!!! That must be why
Spencer can't handle seeing her there!!