Tara Conner doesn't need cocaine anymore.

Miss USA 2006 has the high of reality TV to keep her going!

The disgraced beauty queen has been hired by MTV to host a series called LaDette to Lady, which will teach young women how to act like ladies. Isn't that sort of like asking Tila Tequila to host a program based around how to keep your clothes on?

Cheer up, Tara Conner. You're about to make a comeback!