Tale of the Tape: Jason Mesnick vs. Ray J

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world. The following battle is one involving two upcoming - and sexy - reality TV stars.

Jason Mesnick won the hearts of millions on The Bachelorette, only to be nixed by DeAnna Pappas. But he'll be back as The Bachelor in January! Meanwhile, former amateur porn director Ray J apparently landed a dating show, too.

Pitted against each other, which of these single studs will emerge victorious in a grueling, 10-round battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

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Which of these hunks will fare better on his own show?

1. FINISHED BEHIND ...

Jason Mesnick: Jesse Csincsak
Ray J: Kim Kardashian
Edge: Ray

2. CONDOM ENDORSEMENT DEALS

Jason Mesnick: 0
Ray J: 1
Edge: Ray

3. MEMORABLE QUOTES

Jason Mesnick: "All I am missing, really, is someone to share my life with."
Ray J: "Tomorrow we're gonna get up and f*%k again."
Edge: Even

4. DAY JOB

Jason Mesnick: Successful financial exec / estate planer
Ray J: Occasional rapper / actor / producer
Edge: Jason

5. BEST-KNOWN FAMILY MEMBER

Jason Mesnick: Son Ty, 3
Ray J: Sister Brandy, 29
Edge: Jason

6. PRIOR ON-CAMERA EXPERIENCE

Jason Mesnick: Wining and dining DeAnna Pappas
Ray J: Waxing and taxing Kim Kardashian
Edge: Even

7. MOST VIVID MEMORY

Jason Mesnick: Breaking down on After the Final Rose special
Ray J: Sale of sex tape to adult video group by that name
Edge: Jason

8. ORIGINS

Jason Mesnick: Born in Cleveland, resides outside Seattle
Ray J: Born in McComb, Miss. (as was Britney Spears)
Edge: Ray

9. GIRLS' BIGGEST TURN-OFFS

Jason Mesnick: Almost too nice; Possibly a little boring
Ray J: Rumored drug use; May leak sex tape of you
Edge: Ray

10. AFTER BREAKUP, REBOUNDED WITH ...

Jason Mesnick: 25 single babes on The Bachelor
Ray J: Whitney Houston
Edge: Jason

THE VERDICT: This one was close at the beginning and ended true to form in a 5-5 tie. Guess we'll have to watch both of their new series - and Jason Mesnick and Ray J will have to let reality TV ratings settle this epic fight.

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