Bear with us while we explain.
The talentless hack reportedly announced to boyfriend Tony Romo’s parents that she is pregnant - although it appears it was a false positive.
That would be enough for a good story right there, but according to our sources, the Romos didn’t react exactly the way she may have hoped:
“There was a huge fight at the Romo home on July 18,” a source close to the family said. “Jessica and Tony thought that she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family. The news resulted in dead silence."
"Then Tony’s dad, Ramiro, said, ‘You’re not married. this is crazy!’ Tony’s mom Joan joined in, demanding, ‘How can you do this to us?’”
Jessica Simpson: Not pregnant, but "feverishly" trying.
Jessica Simpson said her home pregnancy test showed a positive result and that she was heading for a doctor to find out for her.
A spokesperson for Jessica later said she is not pregnant, but pals close to the alleged singer say it’s not for her lack of trying.
“Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive,” said an insider.
Memo to Tony - she may pull the goalie, a la Rielle Hunter.