Heather Mills is a coniving gold digger with one leg.
We doubt ex-husband Paul McCartney would disagree with that assessment, but the singer has a unique way of showing it.
The former Beatle has penned a new song, dedicated to Mills and containing lyrics such as:
I long to know all your secrets, I want to walk through your fire. Light up my eyes with your smile.
I was awakened by magic. I was alone in the world. Take me away form here.
We could climb every mountain, swim through every sea. When all the world is asleep we could set ourselves free.
The track will be released in October.
Paul McCartney has moved on from Heather Mills to Nancy Shevell.
“Paul has done a track about how he feels about Heather and what was going on with the paparazzi because no one has heard his side of it at all - so this will be the first time anyone hears a song relating to that subject," composer and performer Nitin Sawhney told The Daily Telegraph.
McCartney is more generous than we are. We'd have gone with lyrics such as:
"You made me scream and beg. How do you sleep, Peg Leg?