Face, that is. As well as in the figurative sense, of course.

Really, who can blame Spencer Pratt for his inability to keep his hands (or mouth) off of Heidi Montag? Sure, she has no original body parts left, or any talent to speak. But dating her has allowed him to make millions!

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Chris Brown was out for a run the other day and after a difficult start, it finally it occurred to him that he doing wrong. Hey, better late than never. Fortunately, the Rihanna boy toy and possible roommate came through at the end...

The glory that is Chris Brown shirtless. You're welcome, girls.

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The battle lines have been clearly drawn for years. But since a recent TV Guide photo spread has actually pitted The Hills' respective "teams" - captained by stars Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag - in tight-fitting football uniforms and ready to rumble, we're forced to ask this time-honored celebrity gossip question once again:

WHICH TEAM ARE YOU ON?

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Keeley Hazell is desperate.

The British model was one of the first quasi celebrities to film a sex tape, yet she hasn't been rewarded with the same reality TV fame as other amateur porn stars, such as Kim Kardashian, Ray J and Paris Hilton.

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Katie Holmes rocked a zig-zag sweater in New York City Wednesday. So awful is Katie Holmes' fashion sense that we almost didn't even mention this outfit - but really, it has to be experienced and enjoyed by all.

Seriously, Katie Holmes. What is this, thrift store chic? Suri Cruise is better dressed than you nowadays. Get ahold of yourself, girl.

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