Nikki Blonsky, Father Arrested!

File this story under "Quite Unexpected."

According to celebrity gossip site TMZ, Nikki Blonsky and her father got into an altercation in the departure lounge at the Providenciales airport in the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean.

Sources say the Hairspray actress and her pops fought with the family of former America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden over saving seats in the lounge; allegedly, families on both sides were throwing down, yelling and cursing.

Considering the size of Nikki Blonsky's "weapons," who would dare to get into a fight with this actress?

Both D-list celebrities have been charged with assault, two counts worth for Blonsky. Moreover, Nikki's father Carl was also charged with inflicting bodily harm, for his supposed beatdown of Elaine Golden, Bianca's mom.

No snarky comment can do justice to this story.