It really is - and not just because he seems to be photographed on a beach like every day. Seriously, does this guy actually work? Or just work it?
See below - mismatched bikini and all, Brown's girlfriend Rihanna looks poised to begin providing Chris with some hot, dirty ... cuddling.
No male has had it this good at sea since Raffaello Follieri. But we don't recommend following in his footsteps business-wise, Chris Brown.