Kim Kardashian wants the junk out of her trunk.
"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt," the reality TV star and really rich individual told Radar magazine. "I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' — it gets a little offensive."
So, Kim wants to slim down her backside in order to get celebrity gossip reporters to discuss something else? Fair enough.
But we hope she realizes that all we'll have left to talk about in that case is her sex tape with Ray J. Have you seen how he just took her from behind?!?