Happy Birthday to ...

... a trio of stars who celebrated their birth on August 16 - and will likely never be talked about in the same story ever again! Here are photo galleries of three celebs who have just turned a year older and wiser (yeah right) ...

First, it's strangely-named, fashion-challenged celebuspawn Rumer Willis!

Finally, we have the esteemed queen of pop - and possible Alex Rodriguez sex partner - a woman who needs only one name: Madonna.

When does your favorite star celebrate another year on this planet they call Earth? Check out our celebrity birthdays calendar and see!