Most people would love an extended visit to the Turks & Caicos islands. One celeb's hothead dad wishes he could get off.
Following the amazing Nikki Blonsky fight last week, her pop has tried like hell to bolt Turks & Caicos - but there he stays.
The bail hearing for Carl Blonsky took place today. The Turks and Caicos Sun (great newspaper name) reported that Carl was willing to put up $75,000 - his entire savings - to avoid any jail time. A judge had none of it.
The judge in Providenciales Magistrates' Court just ruled that Carl Blonsky will have to wait until August 19 to post bail.
Nikki Blonsky was not in the T&C for the hearing.
Earlier reports today stated that her dad was likely to make bail because of his kidney condition, which requires close monitoring.
But because of the type of crime he's accused of (grievous bodily harm) after the bitchtastic fight in the T&C airport, forget about it.
The victim of Carl's attack, former America's Next Top Model star Bianca Golden's mother Eleine, remains in a Miami hospital's ICU.