Face-Off: Is Miley Cyrus a Virgin?

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We've already debated which young Disney star is the next Miley Cyrus. But for this afternoon's Face-Off, our staff focuses on a different question regarding young starlet. Specifically, whether she's still as pure as we're led to believe...

IS MILEY CYRUS A VIRGIN?

YES by Hilton Hater

In a world of sex tapes and naked photos, Miley Cyrus is as pure as a fresh snowfall.

The allegedly racy photos of the young singer never depict her in anything less than underwear. That would be considered bundling up for truly promiscuous celebs such as Tila Tequila.

If Miley says she's a virgin, I see no reason to disbelieve her. What proof does anyone have to the contrary? A Vanity Fair photo shoot featuring her covered by a sheet?

Please.

Aside from Cyrus' word, let's look at her schedule. She's often on tour. She's the star of her own TV show. When would Miley even have time to find a boyfriend and build up the sort of trust needed to allow him into her precious garden of love?

Miley Cyrus has given us such hit songs as "7 Things" and "See You Again."

The least we can do in return is give her the benefit of the virginal doubt.

NO by Free Britney

Years ago, a fresh-faced teen burst onto the scene with a catchy sound and a clean image, leading us to believe she was saving herself for marriage.

Turns out she gave up her v-card at age 14 to some dude named Reg Jones.

Reg was the first of many, many men to get in Britney Spears' pants. Is Miley Cyrus destined to fall apart and end up under involuntary psychiatric hold like Britney? Probably not. But wake up, people - you're being conned.

"But, Free Britney, she wears a purity ring," you say! Oh, right, how can I forget.

What is this, Lord of the Rings? I hate to break it to you, but other than subversive mind-control over parents who read about it and decide Miley's music is therefore appropriate for their teenagers' ears, said ring has no actual power.

Miley, The Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are all corporate drones pimped by a cutthroat media conglomerate and the purity ring nonsense is but a Disney company line. It's called marketing. End of story.

But forget these theories. Look at the conduct Miley herself has displayed.

Miley nearly took it all off for Annie Leibovitz - who's heinous - with her father right there! Think Lucas Till can't get in her pants after a few wine coolers and some slow, seductive music while Billy Ray's outta town?

Please.

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The supposedly virginal Miley Cyrus in some of her best photos.

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Miley cyrus is not a fucking virgin and all u people who believe it are being brainwashed.if she wants to have sex so be it theres nothing wrong with that but all u weirdo miley fans that are acting like it isnt true need to take a second look at those photos and question yourselves again.and besides, no boy she has gone with[probably except that gay ass nick jonas] is ganna wanna just date and not have sex.look at the facts shes dating grown men here ppeople.

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Shes a wh0re

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Theres nothing wrong with her being VIRGIN even i think its fine and she kind of looks like shes looking for someone anywayzz so just leave her alone

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I'm sure she's a virgin, but u can tell she wants it badly...

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I think miley cyrus is still ''v''..

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Mily cyrus isnt a wor she is probly a virgin because she is like christian and stuff and she always say i want to thank my god and stuff like that but if she isnt WHO CARES? i bet half of you arnt its normal some 12-18 year old is probly doing it right now but noone will say anything. Like honestly think about it do u really care if she is a virgin? no Why? because shes not famous for living her life she's famous for her music and her acting if you dont like ther music or her show then dont listen and dont watch and stop obessing over her life like creepers

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i think miley cyrus is not a virgin just by the way she acks you can know.

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I wish she were but sadly, she isn't. It's depressing, but this 17 year old soon to be an adult is slowly going up the porn mountain.

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virgin or not .. damm ! we still like her .
well , being pure is kinna personal to me .. damm all bitches

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i dont care wat the fuck yall think she is but she is a hor she even looks like a hor and acts like a hor she is a hor

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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