Face-Off: Is Miley Cyrus a Virgin?

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We've already debated which young Disney star is the next Miley Cyrus. But for this afternoon's Face-Off, our staff focuses on a different question regarding young starlet. Specifically, whether she's still as pure as we're led to believe...

IS MILEY CYRUS A VIRGIN?

YES by Hilton Hater

In a world of sex tapes and naked photos, Miley Cyrus is as pure as a fresh snowfall.

The allegedly racy photos of the young singer never depict her in anything less than underwear. That would be considered bundling up for truly promiscuous celebs such as Tila Tequila.

If Miley says she's a virgin, I see no reason to disbelieve her. What proof does anyone have to the contrary? A Vanity Fair photo shoot featuring her covered by a sheet?

Please.

Aside from Cyrus' word, let's look at her schedule. She's often on tour. She's the star of her own TV show. When would Miley even have time to find a boyfriend and build up the sort of trust needed to allow him into her precious garden of love?

Miley Cyrus has given us such hit songs as "7 Things" and "See You Again."

The least we can do in return is give her the benefit of the virginal doubt.

NO by Free Britney

Years ago, a fresh-faced teen burst onto the scene with a catchy sound and a clean image, leading us to believe she was saving herself for marriage.

Turns out she gave up her v-card at age 14 to some dude named Reg Jones.

Reg was the first of many, many men to get in Britney Spears' pants. Is Miley Cyrus destined to fall apart and end up under involuntary psychiatric hold like Britney? Probably not. But wake up, people - you're being conned.

"But, Free Britney, she wears a purity ring," you say! Oh, right, how can I forget.

What is this, Lord of the Rings? I hate to break it to you, but other than subversive mind-control over parents who read about it and decide Miley's music is therefore appropriate for their teenagers' ears, said ring has no actual power.

Miley, The Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are all corporate drones pimped by a cutthroat media conglomerate and the purity ring nonsense is but a Disney company line. It's called marketing. End of story.

But forget these theories. Look at the conduct Miley herself has displayed.

Miley nearly took it all off for Annie Leibovitz - who's heinous - with her father right there! Think Lucas Till can't get in her pants after a few wine coolers and some slow, seductive music while Billy Ray's outta town?

Please.

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Miley Cyrus, Underwear

The supposedly virginal Miley Cyrus in some of her best photos.

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Omg.. guys it doesn't matter. I love Miley , I always have been. Always will be true to her. She needs it, she is losing so many fans it isn't even funny. Of course she doesn't realize it, but I will always love Miley Cyrus. She's on the top of my A list. I love her!

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i loved miley zoo damn much before but now she´s just a bitch that loves to show her self naked and would sleep with my dad for 5 bux!!

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she is showing what she really is and we have no right to judge her. At least she is better than justin bieber who is just a showoff. Many people are more talented than him. He is no more than a boy wid girly voice!:-)

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Seeing her we can say that she is not a virgin but c'mon leave her alone maybe she just wants to be a normal teenager

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Wow... We don't know she is or not. Nobody prove it so i beliv she is virgin haha i luv her...

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Umm...can you make a blog about me wondering if I'm one or not?

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i hate mileycyrus so much cause she is a hoe and likes to play around to much i hate....hate....hate....hate....her like so bad because she end her life....

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I really don't care whether she is or not and I don't think it should matter to anyone else. If that's how she gets down that's her, and she's still dope. She is crazy and that's how everyone (excluding haters) likes her. She's not afraid to say what's on her mind/her truths, so I don't think this would be a big deal to admit. Yeah so? She experiments with drugs/alcohol/boys/girls but what teenage girl doesn't. She's still coming into her own and no one should punish her for that. Although I'm not a fan of her music, I am a fan of her personality, and she can do whatever she wants because she's Miley :)

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you all people are wrong my miley is virgin . . .and i beleve her because she is always try to better but all peple do mistake but this question ans is she is vergin . . i always trusted u miley. . .

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Miley may not be a little kid but did she expect if she took pics of herself that no one would say anything otherwise she can do what she wants

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]