DMX Presents: Celebrity Quotes of the Week

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These celebrity quotes stem from a courtroom exchange today in which DMX was denied bail at a Florida hearing re: one of his many arrests:

DMX: "I ain't going back to no f%$king jail."
Miami-Dade County Judge: "Oh, well that just ingratiated you to me."

Ah, DMX. Then told his next hearing would be October 3, he reacted similarly:

"I ain't coming back on f*%king October 3."

A bold statement, since he was already in custody at the time. Oh, DMX.

A Mug Shot of DMX

THUG LYFE: The most recent of eight (known) DMX mug shots.

DMX was arrested in Miami back in June - once for attempting to purchase cocaine and marijuana during a narcotics sting, then another time on an outstanding arrest warrant for possessing no valid driver's license.

Ultimately, DMX got the last laugh, though. Despite the judge denying bail for him initially, his attorney Bradford Cohen somehow hammered out a plea deal in which the rapper was freed on time served and a $483 fine.

Of course, he's far from home free. Arizona authorities have 15 days to drag him into custody to face charges on a number of crimes there.

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