Celebrity Quote of the Week

This celebrity quote is not really a celebrity quote, but rather a great quote about celebrities, some of whom (cough, John Mayer) have lamely called on the LAPD to better regulate the paparazzi to ensure their "protection."

Here's the response of The Hollywood Gossip's new favorite person, LAPD Chief William J. Bratton, as quoted in the Los Angeles Times:

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving herself; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't really seem to have much of an issue."

December 2006: Best. Car. Ride. Ever.