Britney Spears Hotness Remains a Mystery

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We cannot figure this girl out.

One minute, Britney Spears is smoking in the face of Sean Preston and looking like she hasn't eaten a salad since 1999.

The next? Looking (almost) like her old, hot self ...

Confused as F*%k

Circa 2001 Britney Spears emerges from a Mercedes time machine.

While there's no way that hair is real - after all, she shaved her head completely bald just 16 short months ago - even it looks better than some of her looks we've seen of late. A little trashy, but that's par for the course with Brit.

With her newfound good looks, sobriety, overnight visits with the kids and overall contentedness, Britney Spears is truly on the rebound - she may even pick up her first-ever VMA win next month. Keep up the good work, girl!


Dont read this cause it really works. U will be sskied by the nearest possible Firday be the like of ur life. Tomrrow will be the best day of ur life. But if u dont post this comment ti at least three videos u will die within two days. Now u started reading this dont stop. This so scary scary place this on at least five videos, In 143 min wen ur done press F6 and ur lovers name will appear in huge letters. This is so scary cause it really works


But yes she couldnt have grown all her hair back in a year and 4 months... Not ALL OF IT


Go Britney!!! Shes coming back!!!


No one could have come back better than this!!! She is amazing! she looks fantastic!!! BEST WISHES TO BRITNEY SPEARS!!

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Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears