Alexis Miller: Shaquille O'Neal Stalked Me

Shaquille O'Neal might never come close to the rim on most foul shot attempts.

But Alexis Miller - an Atlanta hip-hop artist who goes by the moniker MaryJane - claims the NBA superstar has gotten far too close to her. She alleges he threatened to hurt her, while also harasseing her with heavy breathing over the phone.

According to The Atlanta Journal Constitution, Miller has known Shaq for a year and half. Due to the aforementioned phone calls, along with a series of emails that have caued Miller concern, the singer has filed a restraining order against O'Neal.

The documents claim that the two were an item; following their break-up last month, the Phoenix Suns center "threatened to 'blackball" [Alexis Miller] from the recording industry by paying established artists.... $500 each for their agreement to refuse to perform or record with her in the future..."

Alexis Miller is Shaquille O'Neal's ex-girlfriend and current alleged stalkee.

Moreover, court paper depict an Shaq's email that reads:"I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is all I gotta make no try me. Sho me."

O'Neal should be punished just for using that sort of grammer.

Also incriminating? An image O'Neal allegedly sent Miller showing "an unsolicited vulgar and offensive illustration of a man physically restraining a woman while forcing her to engage in sexual intercourse with him."

O'Neal is scheduled to appear before a judge on September 4. Let's hope his defense in court is better than it often is in the post against Tim Duncan.