No, that's not a rhetorical question - although the girl is such a phony, both physically and otherwise, the answer could be debated for days.

In this case, though, the question above was an answer on Jeopardy last week! We wish we were clever enough to make up something like this ...

Yes, Heidi Montag and The Hills appeared on Jeopardy in the form of trivia. If this is not a sign of the imminent apocalypse, then gosh, we don't know what is.

Here's one for the next time Jeopardy looks to The Hills for content:

Because this man does not shower, like to kiss or speak in complete sentences, Lauren Conrad recommended Audrina get a new boyfriend...

Who is Justin-Bobby?