Verne Troyer Sex Tape: Denied!

Sorry, folks. You may never see Verne Troyer nude.

The small actor has dropped his $20 million suit against celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt and an adult film distributor, after they agreed not to market a video of him getting it on with Ranae Shrider.

"We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction," attorney Edwin F. McPherson told The Los Angeles Times.

Fortunately, for everyone that wanted to see people as random as Troyer or Shrider in the buff, there's always Susie Feldman in this month's Playboy issue.

Sorry, folks. This is the most action you'll get to see between Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer.