Today is O.J. Simpson's Birthday

O.J. Simpson turns 61 today.

We would wish him a happy birthday, but there's nothing to be happy about unless this is the last one he celebrates outside a prison cell (or at all).

But in spite of the fact that we'd love to see the Juice squeezed to death by the judicial system, few can top O.J. in terms of entertainment value.

So here's our mini-tribute to the football hall-of-famer / actor / murderer / kidnapper / Christie Prody boyfriend. Click to enlarge any pics:

When does your favorite star celebrate another year of not kicking a bucket of some kind? Check with our celebrity birthdays calendar and see!