Now that VH-1 has premiered its latest reality show/Sign of the Apocalypse, I Love Money, The Hollywood Gossip staff feels the need to welcome one of its stars back into the spotlight:

We missed you, Toastee Toof!

The former Flavor of Love contestant and sex tape star also goes by the simpler moniker of "Toastee." Don't bother wondering why.

Just accept Toastee Toof for who she is and click on the following photos of this reality TV sensation to fully appreciate her in all her naked, head-scissoring glory: