Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition.
This week's Caption Contest was a good one. We like to think they all are, but we particularly liked this celeb pic.
It featured possible lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (below). Whose caption won? We chose car.
Congrats! The winning entry appears below the photo, with the full list of submissions appearing down the page.
"Back off girls... she's so hot you might get burned!"