Sheryl Lowe is Not Normal

Today in the Rob Lowe nanny saga, we ask:

Why would Sheryl Lowe invite Laura Boyce on vacation - then sue her right after?

In court documents, Laura Boyce says she had no contact with Sheryl Lowe after she quit her gig last November - that is, until she received a saccharine voice mail at the end of March, inviting her on vacation with the Lowes.

One can magine Boyce's surprise as - a week later - Lowe did a 180 and sued her.

Also sued? Fellow nanny Jessica Gibson. The nerve of some people!

The troubled Sheryl Lowe with husband Rob.

Boyce says she quit the Lowe house after she says Sheryl snickered during a phone call that the nanny got "strep throat from sucking n***er d**k."

Laura was dating former NBA star Dale Davis at the time.

This concludes today's Rob Lowe nanny/lawsuit update. You may now return to your lives ... or at least less confusing celebrity gossip.