This is almost as shocking as reports that Michael Lohan is trying to make money off his possible Ashley Kaufmann fatherhood.

While Lindsay's disgraceful dad is selling his story of unprotected sex and irresponsible parenting to the tabloids, TMZ reports that Ranae Shrider is shopping the Verne Troyer sex tape.

We'll give you a few moments to recover from the shock of Shrider herself actually being involved in the leaking and selling of the video...

How long until Ranae Shrider nude photos hit the Internet? Weeks? Days? Minutes?

Reports say Shrider actively is shopping the amateur porn around town. She's supposedly asking for a minimum of $25,000 for it. Either that, or a sum equal to the box office tally of Troyer's latest film, The Love Guru.

Those amounts ought to be comparable.