As the third baseman for the New York Yankees, Alex Rodriguez has been involved in countless double plays over the years.
A new report in The New York Post, however, focuses on a December 2006 double team that A-Rod enjoyed in a Florida hotel room.
According to TMZ, the controversial, soon-to-be-ex-husband of Cynthia Rodriguez was spotted entering a posh Coconut Grove hotel around the aforementioned date. The two women that shared a suite at that resort at the time?
Joslyn Morse and Alicia Marie.
Alicia Marie says she never had sex with Alex Rodriguez. But maybe she meant she never had sex with him without another woman around.
Both of these women have been linked to A-Rod's circus of adultery, as Morse is a veteran stripper and former Playboy model, while Marie is a fitness model that has denied any sort of romantic entanglement with the baseball star.
When asked by the Post about a late-night slumber party with the Morse and Rodriguez, she replied: "I really can't comment on that."
We sure can, though!
And the only thing that would make this story any more hilarious is if the Madonna song "Express Yourself" was playing in the background as Rodriguez padded his private home run total.