It was a week that began with love (for Playboy, from a current model) and ended with hate (for a former Playboy model, ironically). Here's a recap of some of the best celebrity quotes from the last few days...
Shanna Moakler [on Kim Kardashian]: She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass.
Selena Gomez: The Jonas Brothers are all sweet. They're so amazing to me. They've become really good friends of mine, but I'm not dating any of them.
Camila Alves [on son, Levi]: Everybody thinks he looks like me because of the hair and skin tone. I think he looks more like Matthew every day.
Heidi Montag [on her clothing line, Heidiwood]: It’s selling really well. It’s one of the #1 selling celebrity clothing lines.
Vanessa Hudgens: I text Miley Cyrus a lot — we are good friends and she spent the night at my house recently. I text everybody on Earth!
Ashley Harkleroad: I was having a good time and trying to feel sexy in my own body; I think it worked. The pictures and the layout came out very classy. Playboy is a very classy operation all around.