The United States of America isn't big enough to hold both of Kim Kardashian's breasts and her well-sized rear end.

As a result, the former sex tape star is posing in J Magazine, a random Porutguese publication that has peppered its pages with Kim in a bikini. Here's one of her poses from the shoot:

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Marissa Jaret Winokur - formerly of Dancing with the Stars and Broadway - and husband Judah Miller, are the parents of their first child, son Zev Isaac Miller.

Winokur and Miller helped deliver the baby on Tuesday. The child was carried to term by a surrogate mother. "He is so perfect," Winokur said. "My little miracle baby is here, and I can't believe it." Zev (which means "wolf" in Hebrewn naturally) weighed 8 lbs., 7 oz. and measured 21 inches long.

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For years, celebrity gossip tabloids have been writing about the awful, selfish behavior of Heather Mills.

These reports have never been denied, as the Satantic nature of Paul McCartney's ex-wife are evident to all. Still, it's nice to see such claims backed up by someone whose job it had been to protect Mills' image.

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We knew how hard they parlayed their ... well, themselves into lots of cash, but apparently Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can a $12 million beach house.

A video of The Hills couple we love to hate going house hunting yesterday was thought to be nothing more than another shamless, staged publicity stunt.

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