She hasn't had a platinum album since 2003.
Her movies are some of the worst in film history.
Boyfriend Tony Romo has no playoff wins, still pines for Carrie Underwood instead of her (who wouldn't), and Pamela Anderson hates on her too.
Not unlike Britney Spears' pants before a night of clubbing, Jessica Simpson's career is long gone. The kiss of death as she tries to remain relevant? The youngest generation - like the little guy below - is already dissing and dismissing her ...