Megan Fox Calls Off Engagement, Millions of Men Rejoice

Now we know why Alex Rodriguez is getting divorced from Cynthia Rodriguez.

It's not due to any affair with Maddona; it's due to the fact that A-Rod has heard the same rumors about Megan Fox that we've heard:

She's single!!!

Or at least unengaged, according to ContactMusic. Here's what sources from that website are claiming:

"Megan still cares about [former Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green], but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Someone other than Brian Austin Green may soon be seeing Megan Fox nude. Might it be you?!?