For the record, there's a better chance of Tiffany Pollard winning an Academy Award than there is of this story being true.

Still, it's our job to report on all celebrity gossip making the rounds - and this one is a doozy!

According to Great Britain's The Daily Mail, a cameraman is trying to pedddle a Maddona/Alex Rodriguez sex tape.

The unnamed voyeur claims the tape was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment owned by one of the singer's Kabbalah friends, allegedly used by her and A-Rod for secret afternoon trysts.

Rumors of an Alex Rodriguez/Madonna sex tape are swirling. How would Josyln Morse feel about that?

Last night, Madonna’s lawyers said they were “aware” of the cameraman's sex tape claims, but would not comment on the rumor.

If the video is real, we wonder if Cynthia Rodriguez can use it in divorce court. We also wonder if there would be any point in continuing our careers as entertainment news reporters.

It simply would never get any better than this.