Madonna Denies Any and All Alex Rodriguez Railing

While celebrity gossip pundits debate the possible relationship between Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, the Material Girl has issued a statement on her rumored fling with the Yankees third baseman:

"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us," the singer told People. "I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study."

Phew. We're glad that controversial is over with.

After all, A-Rod has an important game to focus on tonight, as he and the Yankees attempt to salvage a split with the Boston Red Sox in the final contest of a four-game series.

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