Kristy Morgan should date Brad Womack.
As millions of shocked women know, the latter reality TV star actually turned down both finalists on The Bachelor a couple seasons ago, making him the scorn of all female existence.
Last night, meanwhile, Morgan pulled a Womack.
She was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila... only to reject the show's star because the script called for it in order to ensure a third season of this dating competition she was confused.
Kristy Morgan once posed nude for Playboy. She really did seem like the perfect mate for Tila Tequila.
One might wonder why Morgan remained on the series given her feelings, or lackthereof.
But that would only be apt if one first accepted the premise that a woman (Tila Tequila) who was famous for posing naked a lot and having a lot of MySpace friends was actually on reality television to find true love (in either a man or a woman!) and not to simply garner as much publicity for herself as possible.