Khloe Kardashian Recounts Harrowing 173 Minutes in Jail

In a show of bravery, Khloe Kardashian went on the Ryan Seacrest radio show this morning and described her life-altering 173 minutes in jail.

"There was a bomb threat," Kardashian said, explaining that she was released early for safety reasons. "They put me in solitary confinement and the warden came down to talk to me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here. ... There are all these bomb threats, and we think they're because of you.'"

Which begs the question: Who would wanna blow up Khloe Kardashian?

Suspects include:

• Ray J (dude loves to play games with the Kardashians);
• Akon (the founder and chief recording artist of Konvict Music is afraid Khloe is moving in on his Kornered market);
• Kim Kardashian (she didn't wanna harm her sister, she just needed her released in order to have company at Hyde).

Khloe Kardashian is a free woman. Look out, modeling runways around the world!

On a series note, Khloe does have good advice for anyone that drinks:

"Have a friend drive you ... Get a cab. Get a friend. Get a driver."