Looking to get re-elected to a fifth term this November, U.S. Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) let loose Saturday night on Nantucket!

The married Kerry, 64, was seen with some Bud Light drinking constituents - college sophomores and juniors, one drinking from a penis straw. Classy.

Reports surfaced that John Kerry was partying with the co-eds, but his office released this statement telling a different story:

"Sen. Kerry and two friends left dinner at the Straight Warf restaurant on Nantucket and walked down the dock. A large group recognized Senator Kerry and asked if they could have a picture taken. The group came off the boat and onto the dock, took a couple of photos with Senator Kerry and his friends, and then Sen. Kerry and his two friends immediately walked away. End of story."

We believe Sen. Kerry here. Can you envision the uptight stiff getting his freak on with college girls? Forget about it. He'd bore them to tears talking about the Ways and Means bill he helped pass in 1991 and they'd ditch him ASAP.

John Edwards, on the other hand ...