Jessica Simpson to Release Signature Dress Line

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She just keeps on throwing $h!t at the wall innovating.

On the heels of announcements that we’ll soon be able to smell like Jessica Simpson with a spritz of her perfume Fancy, and/or slip into her signature lingerie, the singer has just announced a new line of dresses. Yeah.

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Women's Wear Daily reports that the star has inked a deal for a full line of dresses slated to launch in Spring 2009 in department and specialty stores.

“I’m extremely excited,” she said.

“I plan on creating beautiful dresses in distinctive fabrics and silhouettes that are reflective of my personal style.”

This tells you all you need to know about Jessica Simpson fashion.

In case you're keeping score, we can now get a piece of the talentless star via lines of eyewear, purses, jewelry, hair extensions, bath and body care crap, outerwear and footwear - in addition to the aforementioned products.

Even if the airhead tell the difference between chicken and tuna, she’s turned out to be pretty business savvy. Or at least Joe Simpson is.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson