Jessica Simpson Perfume Line: Smells Like No Talent

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New photos of Jessica Simpson lying down on a bed of silk satin sheets have surfaced, presumably for Tony Romo her new Fancy perfume.

That's right, she has a perfume line. And a lingerie line. What to do when your career tanks? Throw your name on every product possible!

Jessica has said of her fragrance:

“With Fancy, I wanted to create a pretty fragrance, one I could be just as comfortable wearing on the red carpet or every day with my favorite jeans. For me Fancy is just that – fancy. This is a special fragrance –personal, whimsical, playful and romantic with a heart of gardenia, an essence I truly cherish.”

A hundred bucks says Jessica Simpson never heard the word "gardenia" until her publicist wrote this statement - and still doesn't know what it means.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson