The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 38

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition here at our site.

This week's Caption Contest, featuring troubled baseball star Alex Rodriguez, was certainly a good one. The winner this week? Bobby J.

Scroll down for the winning entry and the complete list of responses. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in this week's contest!

A candle for every woman ARod has cheated on his wife with... this week.

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A-Rod: "Hey! all these candles look just like poles! This cake would be soo much better if someone would have taken time to add miniture strippers to each candle!"

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hi i want see meet real person alex rodrigues okay pleaes thankyou so much !!!! my name is liza gonzalvez and i am deaf okay....

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Have my cake and eatin' it too!

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I wish that Madonna and my wife dont show up at the same time!!!

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Oooh I can't wait til the stripper jumps out of this cake!

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this cake is bluer than my lips or the yanks playoff hopes

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"I wish for a room full of manly strippers!"

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Showing his versatility, A-Rod shows he can blow in July as well as October.

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A candle for every woman ARod has cheated on his wife with... this week.

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For a change, cake - and not a stripper - sees ARod's O-Face.

Alex Rodriguez Biography

Cynthia Rodriguez: F-Rod! Alex Rodriguez is the New York Yankees third baseman. He is by all accounts a superstar slugger. He is also very rich. And he is... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez Quotes

Times are a bit difficult. But I've been through tougher times. I'll get through them. And the support of the New York fans is incredible.

Alex Rodriguez

She's my f--king soulmate, dude.

Alex Rodriguez [on Madonna, allegedly]
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