Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition here at our site.
This week's Caption Contest, featuring troubled baseball star Alex Rodriguez, was certainly a good one. The winner this week? Bobby J.
Scroll down for the winning entry and the complete list of responses. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in this week's contest!

A candle for every woman ARod has cheated on his wife with... this week.























July 11th, 2008 3:17 PM
For a change, cake - and not a stripper - sees ARod's O-Face.
July 11th, 2008 3:18 PM
A candle for every woman ARod has cheated on his wife with... this week.
July 11th, 2008 3:19 PM
Showing his versatility, A-Rod shows he can blow in July as well as October.
July 11th, 2008 3:21 PM
"I wish for a room full of manly strippers!"
July 11th, 2008 3:27 PM
this cake is bluer than my lips or the yanks playoff hopes
July 11th, 2008 5:40 PM
Oooh I can't wait til the stripper jumps out of this cake!
July 13th, 2008 2:27 PM
I wish that Madonna and my wife dont show up at the same time!!!
July 13th, 2008 10:41 PM
Have my cake and eatin' it too!
July 14th, 2008 2:13 PM
hi i want see meet real person alex rodrigues okay pleaes thankyou so much !!!!
my name is liza gonzalvez and i am deaf okay....
July 15th, 2008 1:27 PM
A-Rod: "Hey! all these candles look just like poles! This cake would be soo much better if someone would have taken time to add miniture strippers to each candle!"