Hack Celebrates Birthday with Even Less Talented Sibling

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The pregnant Ashlee Simpson helped sister Jessica Simpson celebrate her 28th birthday with a night out in Calabasas, California, this week.

Chances are Ashlee's hubby Pete Wentz and Jessica's choke artist beau Tony Romo were also on hand to party hard, but we really don't care.

Jessica Simpson in Concert

Here's a cute photo of Joe Simpson's cash cows ...

Despite possessing less singing talent combined than Taylor Swift's pinky finger, the Simpson girls remain relevant. Why? Breasts go a long way.

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Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Born
Birthplace
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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