French Doctor: Angelina Jolie is Normal

Dr. Michel Sussmann -  the French obstetrician that will be seeing Angelina Jolie nude (in the least attractive way possible) - held a press conference in the South of France yesterday that revealed very little.

"Everything is normal," the doctor told reporters. "She is very well, and she's okay. ... Brad and Angelina want everyone to know that everything is going well."

The doctor added that Brangelina's twins will arrive "in the weeks to come," and then diverted attention from this boring story by asking the press about Cynthia Rodriguez leaving her husband. Just kidding.

Jolie, who is expecting twins, checked into the medical center this weekend.

Hi, Honey!

Brad Pitt stopped by a French hospital to check on Angelina Jolie this week. He carried a pair of the couple's countless kids with him.


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1 Comment

  1. SimplyRed Says:

    Good God,
    Let's get it overwith already.
    Press conference? Jesus, who are these people?
    Cabinet members? Servants to the Pope?
    Hardly.
    America, get over your obsession with these snobs. Please.
    Before I vomit on my shoes again.


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