To paraphrase Matthew McConaughey's character, Wooderson, and steal one of his most famous Dazed and Confused quotes:
Levi Alves McConaughey is bound to be more than alright, alright, alright!
Celebrity gossip tabloid OK! has published the first ever photo of McConaughey's son with long-time girlfriend Camila Alves. Unsurprisingly, based on the looks of his parents, Levi is a cutie patootie.
Also unsurprisingly, McConaughey described the birth as only he can:
"Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with [Camila], right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
As for Levi's appearance and future? Both seem to be bright.
"I've pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing," the actor said. "This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are."